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pepsi 
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Posted: 04 September 2008 at 7:06pm |
Oh dear..and wtf? 
Xing, a 41 year-old man, was calling from LanTian park in the middle of the night. The lonely and disturbed man had apparently thought it would be fun to have sex with one of the steel sit-up benches around the park.
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Posted: 04 September 2008 at 7:42pm |
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Posted: 04 September 2008 at 8:16pm |
PMSL
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Posted: 04 September 2008 at 10:11pm |
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SHAME!!!!!!
And Ouch!
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Roksana
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Posted: 04 September 2008 at 10:16pm |
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mummy_becks
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Posted: 05 September 2008 at 10:12am |
I had to giggle, but OMG ouch.
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Posted: 05 September 2008 at 10:40am |
lol, oh dear. you'd think he'd just be like "ok, i can get outta this.. think un-sexy-thoughts, think un-sexy-thoughts...." lolol 
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Posted: 05 September 2008 at 10:50am |
"Doctors stated that if he had been stuck for even an hour longer, they would have had to remove his penis." 
I don't think he'll be trying this again in a hurry.
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Posted: 05 September 2008 at 11:11am |
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LMAO, WTF ouch......i can't some people..........
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Posted: 05 September 2008 at 1:34pm |
 mum2paris wrote:
lol, oh dear. you'd think he'd just be like "ok, i can get outta this.. think un-sexy-thoughts, think un-sexy-thoughts...." lolol |
LOL...Janine...even removing some blood didnt help......and looking at those holes they were pretty small....unless is bits are really tiny I cant imagine how he thought it would fit...and how did he figure that doing what he did would some how be FUN??
Crazy!! LOL
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Posted: 05 September 2008 at 1:41pm |
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WTF, that is just so wrong!
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Posted: 05 September 2008 at 3:14pm |
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Posted: 05 September 2008 at 8:51pm |
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OMG what an idiot.
I mean does this person have a brain or not.
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Posted: 16 September 2008 at 8:51pm |
OMG
DP wasn't impressed with me for reading that out loud lol
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Some men are just so desperate..
