DH and Josiah are reading a book about animals... one of those ones where there are lots of pictures all over each page. Josiah was naming the different animals he could see:
"Look, Daddy, cat!" (pointing to a wolf - he mixes up cats and dogs)
"Look, Daddy, cat! Lion! 'nodder cat!"
"Yes Josiah, they are all cats."
"How 'bout... Look, Daddy, Mummy!" and he points to a chimpanzee!
I can't even blame his glasses, we picked them up today and I know the script is strong enough!
Of course, my cheeky husband turned straight to me and said "Put it online!"