pregnancy tips *funny* (pic heavy)
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Topic: pregnancy tips *funny* (pic heavy)
Posted By: BriAndOlisMum
Subject: pregnancy tips *funny* (pic heavy)
Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 11:57am
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Some pregnancy do's and dont's.
just for humor, not to be taken seriously. 
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Posted By: BriAndOlisMum
Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 11:57am
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Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 11:59am
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Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 11:59am
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Posted By: BriAndOlisMum
Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 11:59am
Funny Questions Q: Should I have a baby after 35? A: No, generally 35 children are enough. Q: I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move? A: With any luck, right after he finishes college. Q: How will I know if my vomiting is morning sickness or the flu? A: If it's the flu, you'll get better. Q: What is the most common pregnancy craving? A: For men to be the ones who get pregnant. Q: What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex? A: Childbirth. Q: The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why? A: 'Cause you're fatter than they are. Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational. A: So what's your question? Q: What's the difference between a nine-month pregnant woman and a model? A: Nothing (if the pregnant woman's husband knows what's good for him). Q: How long is the average woman in labor? A: Whatever she says divided by two. Q: My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right? A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current. Q: When is the best time to get an epidermal? A: Right after you find out you're pregnant. Q: Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor? A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you. Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth? A: Yes, pregnancy. Q: Does pregnancy cause hemorrhoids? A: Pregnancy causes anything you want to blame it for. Q: What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth? A: It means that the baby's mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse. Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing? A: When you see teeth marks. Q: Do I have to have a baby shower? A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly. Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again? A: When the kids are in college. ------------- http://www.myfitnesspal.com/weight-loss-ticker">
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Posted By: Babe
Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 12:12pm
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Posted By: BriAndOlisMum
Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 12:13pm
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did you see the last post with the questions babe?
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Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 12:24pm
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Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 2:05pm
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Date Posted: 21 September 2009 at 3:32pm
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Date Posted: 22 September 2009 at 11:28am
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Date Posted: 22 September 2009 at 1:10pm
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Date Posted: 22 September 2009 at 5:37pm
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Date Posted: 22 September 2009 at 7:45pm
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Date Posted: 22 September 2009 at 7:53pm
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Date Posted: 23 September 2009 at 12:34pm
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Date Posted: 23 September 2009 at 3:18pm
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Posted By: BriAndOlisMum
Date Posted: 05 October 2009 at 2:41pm
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Date Posted: 07 October 2009 at 6:26pm
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